ROMANCE NOVEL PLOT 101
everything you would like to know about romance but you are afraid to ask.
Text by Rameau (mostly), pictures by Anachronist via Google search. Mostly. All rights reserved.
She’s a good girl, he’s a duke.
He is a good boy she’s a whore.
She has money, he needs a wife. Or the other way round.
Oh, no, did he compromise you?
Poor girl, you must marry him. Poor guy here is the bride.
…and lie together as he has his wicked way with you.
Noble cock cures her reluctance,
just in time for the mistress to saunter in.
Poor girl, you love him, don’t you?
Run to your family, your aunt, his mother, a distant childhood confidant.
No, he is not ready, his problem is commitment.
She has a cat, a puppy, triplets or all five.
She doesn’t have the time, to mend an unbroken… thing.
Magic cock, distant relative to Noble cock,
it too cures all ills.
Instantly she wants more.
For a modern woman wants to be a wife,
For a modern man,
always wants what he’s denied,
be it commitment, love, or a new babe.
Or a new car. Red preferably.
Er…. babe as in baby not an 18 year old nanny on the side.
Unless, that’s how the story started!
Who can say ‘no’ to a young, plump nanny?
Independent woman needs no man.
Alpha male needs no woman. And yet…and yet…
They somehow land in the same bed and he turns the woman into a female, and sprinkles her with insta lust.
Let’s maim a few villains,
for they will find their fated mates
in their own books of the same series,
soon to be bought in your nearest library.
P.S. Do not forget, that supernatural cock works its magic too!
A boy meets boy.
He’s gay, he’s not gay.
He’s in the closet, he’s gay for you.
They kiss, they clasp hands… and more.
They talk, they have sex.
They walk, they have sex.
They’re happy, because double cock wins them all! Have I mentioned sex already? Yeah…
And they lived happily ever after 🙂