Review: Dead Ever After (Sookie Stackhouse 13) by Charlaine Harris

Genre: paranormal romance

Target audience: adults
Form: pdf, e-book


Sookie is going to face  sharp, unexpected turns and twists of fate. Nothing new, right? Ok, perhaps nothing new for the faithful readers of the series but it is supposed to be new to her. You see, she will have to redefine her love life and her social status. She will have to face the music after the magic revival of Sam Merlotte, her former boss and her business partner. She will be pursued and harmed and hurt. She will experience the force of true friendship and the bitterness of an estrangement. She will find her true partner for life. She will be shot at and wrongly accused of murder. Will she survive? It’s the last part, officially anything can happen and yet…and yet… you don’t have to be a Sherlock Holmes to guess the rest. Because the rest is the silence (and I would love to add ‘the silence of the lambs’ but I suppose I would get you spooked so let’s leave that out, ok? Just an innocent remark in parentheses).

My impressions (with spoilers):

Writing a book is a strange business. Sometimes you think you get all the ingredients for a great story and you find yourself one character or one scene short for a complete, unparallel disaster. Sometimes you think the whole enterprise is just a silly prank and you are wrong again. Finishing a popular series is even a stranger business. You already know it’s been a success, you have your devout audience, plenty of people have nourished their own expectations concerning the story and now they want you to deliver. What to do? Fulfill the wishes of your most faithful fans (hey, they deserve it! They’ve voted with their money and made it happen!)? Follow stubbornly and proudly your own vision (providing you’d had one at all)? Listening to your editor, publisher and marketing gurus who are whispering in your ear some uncomfortable truths (‘hey, it’s the last chance to earn a bit more, most probably not to be repeated any time soon!’)? All of the above? Neither of the above?

I completely agree that finishing a series is more daunting a task than starting one. I do applaud Ms Harris that she never went back on her word (she’d promised she wouldn’t follow the example of Twilight and her Sookie would never become a vampiress). Still the last Sookie novel left me cold, miserable, shrugging and sad. As I predicted some time ago (and no, I wasn’t alone) Sookie ended up with Sam. Yes, it was a kind of disaster. I’m writing it without even a drop of malicious satisfaction.

Yes, I used to like that silly Sookie girl and her supernaturally exciting albeit completely small-scale life in the middle of nowhere (read: the southern rural America). Some of the installments were better, some were worse but in those better ones I found really good observations about the contemporary America and its inhabitants – their hopes and fears dressed up as supernatural creatures of different but mostly bloody sorts. Meanwhile the last part sounded banal and boring, from the beginning to the very end, as if it was written by somebody else who just gritted her teeth and ploughed through the plot to finish the blasted thing once and for good. Yes, the book consisted of roughly the same elements as the previous ones but somehow the whole magic was gone and my interest was never stirred, not even once.

Now the list of my woes. Sookie predicaments rang hollow. Her love life went into a nose-dive with Eric so clearly out of the picture most of the time (if I had to be honest it had gone into a nose-dive even one or two installments earlier but at that point you still could hope). I didn’t care whether the unimportant and completely superficial crime riddle concerning the death of a certain white trash slut called Arlene would be solved or not. I didn’t enjoy the cavalcade of different, half-forgotten characters from previous parts the authoress forced to parade through more than half of the book without any sense, reason or fun. The new child of Eric, an ashen blonde called Katrin the Slaughterer, was almost comically bland compared to other vampires who had been presented in the heyday of the series. The almost- final sex scene between Sookie and Sam left me bored stiff and yawning (seriously, I bet sex in elderly nursing homes can be more hot than that). Nothing made sense. Nothing was new or clever or funny. Nothing worked anymore.

Final verdict:

Yes, I have been warned not to read this one. Yes, I couldn’t stop myself, especially that a friend lent me the book so I didn’t have to buy it. Yes, I regret it ended how it ended. Yes, I wasted an hour or two of my life again. Flames to dust… Now I need a pick-me-up rather badly. In fact it should be added to every copy of this novel for free.

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11 Responses to Review: Dead Ever After (Sookie Stackhouse 13) by Charlaine Harris

  1. red witch says:

    I think you write much better reviews than I do. It does stretch one's credulity that once again Sookie's life is in danger and everyone rallies around her, heedless of their own safety and, once again, she is saved. Considering she came up with the character of Eric after watching The Thirteenth Warrior and modelled him after Buliwyf, the Beowulf in the film, because she thought he was hot, of course the writing that included him was more exciting. However she is an older woman and she thought she would instruct us that, while the Erics of the world are exciting, the Sams of the world are so much better for us. But I think she was only half hearted about it because the heart wants what it wants and so the last book sucked.

  2. So you were shipping Sookie and Eric? I read the first four books in this series but I was never wild about it, and kind of lost interest. I can't believe Harris is actually ending it! I thought she'd milk that cash cow to the bitter end.

  3. So you were shipping Sookie and Eric? LOL I just happened to like Eric far better than other characters and no, it's not because of True Blood (haven't seen one single episode of that series). Harris was supposed to end the Sookie story in the tenth installment. I wish she did so. Then her publisher allegeldy cajoled her into writing three more books – each of them worse than the previous one.

  4. I think you write much better reviews than I do.Let's agree to disagree :).I have to watch The Thirteenth Warrior now. I didn't know Buliwyf was the model for Eric. It will be my consolation prize for reading that one.However she is an older woman and she thought she would instruct us that, while the Erics of the world are exciting, the Sams of the world are so much better for us.Ha, what a pity she wasn't very convincing, not really. I completely agree with you – it seemed the lady didn't believe herself in her gospel. One saving grace: she didn't kill Eric off.

  5. Aurian says:

    I am very sorry you are disappointed in this one. I read the first one, and did not like it, so never wanted to read the rest.

  6. The first part wasn't so good, the fun started later but, unfortunately, it didn't last.

  7. carol says:

    I read the first couple in the series and got bored. Sounds like I made the right choice not to continue.

  8. Yes, you were completely right I was a complete failure.

  9. Red witch says:

    You should see The Thirteenth Warrior. It is the best cinematic Beowulf. Yeah, at least she did not kill him off. I thought it was a great series: engaging and not too taxing, plus in a world of Bella Swans and Anastasia what's-her-name, it was nice to see a heroine who liked sex, knew what she wanted and was not going to be anybody's victim.

  10. I watched it yesterday – it was really better than I thought! Now I must write a review ;p

  11. rameau says:

    Bella Swans and Anastasia what's-her-names are the same thing. (No, I could not help myself. Sorry.) And you're right about Sookie. I just wish the books hadn't been as bad as they were. I stopped reading after the tenth(?).

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