Review: The Riven Kingdom (Godspeaker 02) and Hammer of God (Godspeaker 03) by Karen Miller

Synopsis (from Goodreads):

The Riven Kingdom 02:

The King of Ethrea is dying. His only surviving heir is the Princess Rhian. But if her enemies have their way, Ethrea will not be ruled by a woman.

Dexterity Jones is a toymaker. To protect Princess Rhian and his country, he must place his trust in an exile from Mijak. Yet, as Ethrea comes ever closer to civil war, a greater danger awaits.

Across the sea, an Empress has already slaughtered millions in the name of her god. And the war will not end -until the world kneels before her.

Hammer of God 03:

In Ethrea, Rhian sits upon a precarious throne. Defiant dukes who won’t accept her rule threaten the stability of her kingdom. Dexterity has been banished from her court in disgrace. The blue-haired slave Zandakar, the man she thought was her friend, has been revealed as the son of a woman sworn to destroy her world. And Rhian’s husband, King Alasdair, is unsure of her love.

The trading nations refuse to believe Mijak is a threat, and promise reprisals if she dares protect her realm. Only Emperor Han of mysterious Tzhung-tzhungchai knows that the danger from Mijak is real.

But is he an ally, or an enemy in disguise? As she struggles to learn the truth, and keep her embattled crown, the murderous warhost of Mijak advances …

My impressions:
I admit that after reading Empress (reviewed by me a bit earlier) I waited for the continuation of the series with very high expectations. I wanted to find out about the fates of Zandakar and his half-brother Dmitrak, not to mention their mother, Hekat, a psychopat who was very interesting to read about. I also was intrigued by the promise of other, less violent and bloody characters, more civilized and definitely more likeable, like Rhian, the unwilling queen-warrior, Dexterity Jones, the toymaker turned a prophet, Alastair, the King consort and proud of it, and Ursa, the healer. Unfortunately as soon as I started reading the second part I felt as if I was cheated and given a book from a quite different series.
Please don’t get me wrong – I don’t mean here I missed the  cruel scenes, full of slaughter, blood drinking, scorpions stinging and other sadistic punishment. I didn’t miss Hekat and her unrelented egotism. I missed an interesting character development and a plot which would make me forget the world around me and keep reading no matter what. I missed heroes and heroines which actually made sense and were funny. I was prepared to like the series, really. Unfortunately the novels let me down.
Overall my impressions can be summed up this way (spoilers ahead!):
Rhian: Yee-haaaw, I am the Queen now! Oh, what a handsome stranger with blue eyes, blue hair and perfect musculature! So tall and mysterious and…I WANT! Oooups…I’ve just married  Alastair, my childhood friend, now a completely plain man and a bore…I WANT!
Dexterity Jones: His name is Zandakar, my Queen, I bought him off a slaver and his past hides a lot of ugly secrets I know but can’t divulge. He also wields a knife like an artist, just watch him dance his hotas! 
Rhian: I WANT!
Zandakar: Zho!

 (they dance close to each other but the tension  never increases, go figure… or maybe it means *hint, hint, wink, wink, nudge, nudge* that they are not meant to be together? Like not even one kiss will be exchanged? Eh…life…)
Alastair, the freshly married King consort: You can’t trust that Zandakar, Rhian! He looks at you in a completely inappropriate way and he is wayyyy too handsome and too dangerous! Stop it immediately! Don’t trust him! 
Rhian: I don’t trust him at all, dear hubby, fear not! *silently* I WANT!  
(she returns to the hotas and her muscled teacher and they dance together).
Dexterity Jones: How can you not trust him? 
Yes, he used to be a mass murderer and a war criminal but look, now he is repenting, as docile as a lamb!
By the way we need him very badly, I know it from the best source, my late wife! We will be attacked soon and he is our only chance!
Zandakar: Zho! 
Rhian: Right, now I understand: we need him and I WANT! 

The chorus of ambassadors and soldiers:
 We dooon’t truuuuust Zandakar, we dooon’t truuuuuust Zandakar, we dooon’t truuuuust Zandakar!!!

Zandakar: Wei? Tcha!

Rhian: Wei? Tcha! I mean you don’t trust him? How could you? He is our only chance, we need him and we must trust him a little bit! *dances the hotas with Zandakar again*

Alastair, the King consort: No, no, no, we don’t need him and you can’t trust him, dear wife! Get away from him!  Dance with me! 

Rhian: But you can’t dance dear hubby! *dances with Zandakar some more*
The chorus of ambassadors and soldiers:
 We dooon’t truuuuust Zandakar, we doooon’t truuuuuust Zandakar, we dooon’t truuuuust Zandakar!!!

Zandakar: Wei!?!? *he slashes his arm and swears on his blood that he can be trusted. Unfortunately almost nobody understands*.

Rhian: Oh, look, he’s sworn a blood oath! I trust him, not completely but a tiny little bit more, anyway enough to keep him very close by, my kingdom needs him and I WANT! *dances her hotas with Zandakar*.
Dexterity Jones: Awww, look at them two together! They are so clearly in love with each other! And they fit together! What a pity she is married and he is a mass murderer and a war criminal who most probably cannot be trusted…
Rhian: WHAT?!?! Why nobody told me that much earlier? Now I am addicted to him and his hotas and I WANT! What I am supposed to do?
The chorus of ambassadors and soldiers:
 We dooon’t truuuuust Zandakar, we dooon’t truuuuuust Zandakar, we dooon’t truuuuust Zandakar!!!


Zandakar: Tcha! *he dances with his knife even quicker to prove his point and Rhian, after a while, dances with him. You see, she has some knights to kill*.
Alastair the King consort: *cries* wife doesn’t love me anymore and we don’t even have a child! Not to mention the fact that a powerful army of heathen barbarians is attacking us mercilessly, led by Zandakar’s mommy dearest and his sociopath brother…boooo… Zandakar, save us!

The chorus of ambassadors and soldiers:
 We dooon’t truuuuust Zandakar, we dooon’t truuuuuust Zandakar, we dooon’t truuuuust Zandakar!!!
Dexterity Jones: No problemo, Your Highness, we will be saved or I’ll eat my wooden toys! Just let Zandakar find out who his real dad is, kill his closest family and all will be peachy! 
Zandakar: Zho! *he kills his brother, Dmitrak, who had killed Vortka, Zandakar’s real dad, and his mum so he surely should have died long time ago and nobody would cry a lot, right?*
Rhian: Hurray, we are free! Unfortunately I can’t think of my personal happiness anymore because Zandakar must gather his people and lead them back to their horrible country and I am the local Queen…oh, only hotas will remain with me, keeping me warm and fuzzy…and I must stay with my  Alastair…ugly, boring Alastair…*she cries and cries and cries*….ZANDAKAR, I WANT!!!
Alastair the King consort: HA! *he looks askance at his wife and then rubs his hands, very pleased with himself*.
Zandakar: Zho! *He takes his people and boards a ship. Then he waits.*.
Dexterity Jones: Oh, fine, I can return to whittling my wooden toys…and of course I am going with Zandakar. He is a widower, I am a widower, he’s lost his love, I’ve lost my love, he isn’t mad about ladies, I am not mad about ladies, he is well-built, I am nimble with my fingers…

Rhian: WHAT?!?! *she looks at them wide-eyed and shakes head* You can’t trust anybody nowadays…

Final verdict:

It seems to me that after writing the first, relatively good part of Godspeaker Karen Miller got really scared. She started a Dark Fantasy series full of blood, abuse, torture and psychos, yikes! Then she decided to improve that without any further ado and penned two following books with far nicer characters: fluffy, kinder, civilized and completely boring. She also successfully emasculated the poor son of Hekat and tamed that bitch Empress as well. Tcha! The result is not impressive to say the least of it.
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9 Responses to Review: The Riven Kingdom (Godspeaker 02) and Hammer of God (Godspeaker 03) by Karen Miller

  1. Blodeuedd says:

    Oh pooh, she was so cool and evil at first

  2. I'm 100% sure this summary was more entertaining than the books. 🙂

  3. Unfortunately only at first.

  4. carol says:

    Loved this review!! Shame the book wasn't as enjoyable.

  5. Thanks Carol and believe me, I wanted to like the series…

  6. rameau says:

    Can the first book read as a standalone and is it worth my time? Because if not, I'd rather just not.

  7. Yes, it can be read as a standalone and it is not a total waste of time imho.

  8. Aurian says:

    Wow that totally sucks!

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