A Wizard of Earthsea (Earthsea Cycle 01) by Ursula le Guin

Product info (from Goodreads):

Ged, the greatest sorcerer in all Earthsea, was called Sparrowhawk in his reckless youth.

Hungry for power and knowledge, Sparrowhawk tampered with long-held secrets and loosed a terrible shadow upon the world. This is the tale of his testing, how he mastered the mighty words of power, tamed an ancient dragon, and crossed death’s threshold to restore the balance.

My impressions:

A classic story penned by a very well-known author, first published in 1968 and still it took me so long to read it. It was a simple coming-of-age story, written in a very original style. It can be called an introspective book. It was also a book strangely devoid of stronger emotions.

The whole story of Ged was told in such a way that it seemed to me a parable, not a story. There are no interesting personalities or relationships in this book, no adventures, just a very, very dry, almost didactic, quest. Don’t get me wrong – the tale wasn’t bad on the intellectual level but for me, without all those emotions, it was a bit underwhelming. Nothing drew me in and caught my imagination. After a while, I stopped caring.

Final verdict:

What can be said about a classic book which simply didn’t work as well as it should? Only this: not all books that appears to be on everybody’s reading list must necessarily be good for you, sad but true.

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The Oracle Glass by Judith Merkle Riley

Synopsis (from Goodreads):

Genevieve, a skinny, precocious little monkey with a mind full of philosophy and the power to read the swirling waters of an oracle glass, is taken in by La Voisin, an ingenious occultist and omnipotent society fortune-teller. La Voisin also rules a secret society of witches – abortionists and poisoners – who manipulate the lives of the rich and scandalous all the way up to the throne. Tutored by La Voisin, Genevieve creates a new identity for herself – as the mysterious Madame de Morville, complete with an antique black dress, a powdered face, a cane, and a wickedly sarcastic streak who is supposedly nearly one hundred fifty years old. Even the reigning mistress of the Sun King himself consults Madame de Morville on what the future holds for her. And as Madame de Morville, Genevieve can revel in what women are usually denied power, an independent income, and the opportunity to speak her mind. Beneath her intelligence and wit, what drives Genevieve is a private revenge – but what she doesn’t expect is for love to come in the bargain. 

My impressions:

It wasn’t a bad book for a pseudo-historical fiction, not bad at all. I liked its heroine, a young girl without a future but with a gift of divination, mainly because she was intelligent and funny. Her stooped back and one shorter leg were such drawbacks in an era when a girl should be pretty first and intelligent later (or never).

Also la Voisin, the powerful 17th century French witch, drew my attention to the plot effectively – I’d written an essay about her once and was curious how the author dealt with such a complex personality. I am pleased to say she was rendered well – a ruthless, even amoral woman, tough as old boots, but also surprisingly witty and, overall, rather likeable.

What was not especially good was the length of this novel and the fact that the narration was very slow-moving, almost sluggish at times. And I wish there were more history interwoven in it Oh well.

Final verdict:

A lightweight historical fiction with an intrepid heroine and some nasty poisons. I don’t regret reading it but I do feel it didn’t fully exploit its potential – it could have been better but it could have been much worse too.

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The Other Woman (Gabriel Allon 18) by Daniel Silva

Synopsis (from Goodreads):

She was his best-kept secret …

In an isolated village in the mountains of Andalusia, a mysterious Frenchwoman begins work on a dangerous memoir. It is the story of a man she once loved in the Beirut of old, and a child taken from her in treason’s name. The woman is the keeper of the Kremlin’s most closely guarded secret. Long ago, the KGB inserted a mole into the heart of the West—a mole who stands on the doorstep of ultimate power.

Only one man can unravel the conspiracy: Gabriel Allon, the legendary art restorer and assassin who serves as the chief of Israel’s vaunted secret intelligence service. Gabriel has battled the dark forces of the new Russia before, at great personal cost. Now he and the Russians will engage in a final epic showdown, with the fate of the postwar global order hanging in the balance.

My impressions:

It wasn’t the worst Gabriel Allon part, far from it. In fact I would enjoy that fun, fast-paced thriller enormously if only my brain didn’t switch on in the least opportune moment. What’s happened? Let me explain.

The main story arc is based on life and deeds of Kim Philby, one of the most dangerous Russian moles active in the UK in the 20th century and the most prominent member of the Cambridge Five. Philby was a convinced communist, Marxist even. His extramarital child was supposed to inherit these proclivities and here comes my problem numero uno. Do children often follow the footsteps of their parents? Well, not really. Philby’s father was an author, orientalist, and convert to Islam. Kim didn’t follow his example for a reason or two so why his progeniture should?

My second problem was that child of Philby (I am deliberately vague when it comes to sex of the said child as it is a spoiler) was living and spying in a quite different era – there are not many real communists in contemporary Russia, not when it comes to the government anyway. Vladimir Putin is called in this novel simply ‘the Tzar’ and very rightly so, he is far closer to pre-communist era rulers of that country. Now I wonder: how come the child of a fervent Marxist could be so faithful to not-especially communistic overlords? I suppose it would be far more logical if that child turned against modern Russians, becoming a so-called double agent.

Final verdict:

A decent spy novel but nothing special. Meh.

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Lethal White (Cormoran Strike 04) by Robert Galbraith (Pseudonym) J.K. Rowling

Product info:

“I seen a kid killed…He strangled it, up by the horse.”

When Billy, a troubled young man, comes to private eye Cormoran Strike’s office to ask for his help investigating a crime he thinks he witnessed as a child, Strike is left deeply unsettled. While Billy is obviously mentally distressed, and cannot remember many concrete details, there is something sincere about him and his story. But before Strike can question him further, Billy bolts from his office in a panic.

Trying to get to the bottom of Billy’s story, Strike and Robin Ellacott—once his assistant, now a partner in the agency—set off on a twisting trail that leads them through the backstreets of London, into a secretive inner sanctum within Parliament, and to a beautiful but sinister manor house deep in the countryside.

My impressions:

Lethal White is the fourth (4th) book in the “Cormoran Strike” series, written by Robert Galbraith (J. K. Rowling). The series primary characters are Cormoran Strike (Strike) a private detective in London and his temporary clerk, turned investigator, turned partner Robin Ellacott, now Mrs Cunliffe. It was one long book. What’s more, it was also a slowly-paced one. Once again the whodunnit story arc I found simply boring and not especially believable. I might be wrong but if somebody like Billy, an unbalanced,  psychotic youth apparently living on the street, came to my office I’d call social services or police, preferably both, and forgot about the whole issue. Why Strike had to engage himself, even though he had plenty of other well-paid investigations to follow, is beyond me.

The slow-burning romance between Cormoran and Robin had to carry the whole novel for me and it managed to do exactly that – but with visible effort. I had an impression the characters were stuck in the same routine for the fourth book; even if you enjoy that routine how many times are you able to read the same of the sameness… And those political comments thrown here and there. Do you have to spoil your book with politics? Apparently J.K. Rowling’s answer is a firm ‘yes’. 

Finally let me pour some acid on the title and quotes from one of Henrik Ibsen plays (Rosmersholm), starting every chapter. They didn’t make sense. I never managed to find a connection between the murder of a politician and  an autosomal genetic disorder most prevalent in American Paint Horse even though it was illustrated by a painting done, allegedly, by Stubbs, and fitting those Ibsen quotes with the content of chapters was more often than not pure guesswork.

Final verdict:

I’m not sure I will be willing to read the next part of this series just for Corm-Robin pairing. 

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Movie review: Bohemian Rhapsody directed by Bryan Singer

Product info (from Fox Movies):

Bohemian Rhapsody is a foot-stomping celebration of Queen, their music and their extraordinary lead singer Freddie Mercury. Freddie defied stereotypes and shattered convention to become one of the most beloved entertainers on the planet. The film traces the meteoric rise of the band through their iconic songs and revolutionary sound. They reach unparalleled success, but in an unexpected turn Freddie, surrounded by darker influences, shuns Queen in pursuit of his solo career. Having suffered greatly without the collaboration of Queen, Freddie manages to reunite with his bandmates just in time for Live Aid. While bravely facing a recent AIDS diagnosis, Freddie leads the band in one of the greatest performances in the history of rock music. Queen cements a legacy that continues to inspire outsiders, dreamers and music lovers to this day.

My impressions:

A visual feast. A fantastic, electrifying soundtrack, especially during the Live Aid concert. A great actor (Rami Malek) impersonating Freddie Mercury with great aplomb. And yet I found this movie disturbingly formulaic. It was a perfect write-up and I expected something darker. I also had a feeling the story was being told with the benefit of hindsight. Malek’s Mercury was so strangely confident that everything would work out, and some of the dialogue was just too on the nose to ring true.

Still the worst was moralistic undertone, so at odds with different facts from Freddie’s life and his Queen’s career. I wish the director included glimpses of the famous 1977 launch party in New Orleans, featuring naked waiters, snake charmers, contortionists, drag queens, strippers dressed as nuns, and dwarves with platters of cocaine on their heads, a real Saturday Night in Sodom (and so it was called). Or a scene when Freddie gives a fan an autograph writing it on her naked bottom. Or at least that b-day cake of his.

Do you think his mum would approve?

But then the movie wouldn’t be marked as PG-13.

Final verdict:

A bowdlerized version of the ups and downs of Queen’s frontman. Still worth watching but not as fun as I hoped it would be.

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Talking to Addison by Jenny Colgan

Synopsis:

Holly is a frustrated florist who flees the houseshare from hell to move in with a motley crew of friends: there is Josh, a sexually confused merchant banker; Kate, a high-flying legal eagle with talons to match; and the gorgeous Addison, who spends his days communicating only with his computer. One glimpse of Addison, and Holly is smitten. Now the only problem is how to get him to swivel his chair away from the computer screen and his monstrously ugly — not to mention fiercely possessive — internet girlfriend Claudia, to see Holly’s own adoring gaze. After a series of false starts — involving new friend and mathematician Finn — Holly coaxes Addison away from his virtual romance and out into the open. But “out in the open” spells unexpected disaster for Addison, and, curiously, Holly must help rescue him before her own future can begin to bloom.

My impressions:

First of all: have a terrible St. Valentine’s Day as a happy St. Valentine’s Day is not possible in my very humble opinion… and here it goes, in order to make this occasion as ugly as possible I am reviewing a freaking romance, imagine it or not!

I can’t believe I read a chick-lit book, but somehow, it did and, imagine it or not, it wasn’t that bad. Maybe because it wasn’t a classic romance. At least at first I couldn’t resist this tale of Holly, a young florist constantly having money and flatmate problems. She falls for Addison, her hot computer geek room-mate, she goes to a walk with him, kisses him for the first time and the unthinkable happens – Addison has a nasty accident which leaves him comatose…

Well, the book had some serious drawbacks, like rather offensive language used by all characters who, unthinkably for me, enjoyed very raunchy lifestyle. It became rather tiresome after a while. Not to mention very old, very threadbare tricks like the lack of communication between two people allegedly in love with each other. Apart from that I really truly hated body shaming – a female computer geek from the USA called Claudia is fat and the author through Holly abuses her mercilessly time and again… which sounded stupid and unjust, especially coming from a girl who was hardly an epitome of physical perfection.

Final verdict:

It could have been good… If only the sarcastic beginning lasted a bit longer… if only the book was a bit more cohesive… if only the author dared break more cliches. As it is – meh.

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Movie review: Perfect Strangers (2016) directed by Paolo Genovese

Movie info:

Seven long-time friends (three married couples and a divorcee) are having a dinner. They decide, as a playful game, to put each one’s mobile phone on the table and reveal every text message or phone call they would receive that evening, to prove that nobody has anything to hide. Hilarity and drama ensue together as everyone’s secrets are unveiled and the seven friends find themselves perfect strangers to each other.

My impressions:

Theatrical-play-like movies are sometimes a hit and sometimes a miss but I have to admit this one impressed me. It was an interesting story albeit a simple one. A shared meal among good friends, three couples and an ex school teacher after a divorce. A moon eclipse, always a good excuse for pranks and wine. It should have been boring and yet it wasn’t. 

I’ve heard the movie has been a hit in Italy and there are many remakes. I am not surprised. What is better than chatting and gossiping and discovering secrets of your friends and neighbours? Who wouldn’t be a little bit curious? Is my wife faithful? What do my friends say about me behind my back? Is this young, happy couple as happy as they seem on the outside?

Behind all that scandal, merriment and drama was hidden an important psychological question. Should we always tell the truth to our partners, spouses and parents? Is it sometimes better to keep some uncomfortable facts to ourselves? Are white lies a necessity of life? Or maybe any lie hurts everybody around us and we are also the victims of our mendacious ways? Plenty to think about, don’t you think?

Final verdict:

A funny, quiet, slow-paced movie which mentions some important issues. Completely recomendable when you are in a pensive mood or you want to trigger a discussion afterwards.

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Career of Evil (Cormoran Strike 03) by Robert Galbraith (J.K. Rowling)

Book info:

A serial killer is on the loose and he seems to hunt for Cormoran Strike’s secretary-cum-partner, Robin. Unfortunately the limping detective doesn’t know who out of three possible psychopaths from his past might be responsible. There will be walking and talking plus some personal drama.

My impressions:

Strike and Robin were just magnetic in this one, especially her. My problem? There were too few scenes featuring them both. The majority of the novel consists of a wild goose chase I wasn’t interested in at all. The murders were lurid but also somehow bland, quite an achievement I admit but of rather negative quality. The killer’s point of view? I found it not especially original or riveting, just a memoir of a sicko. If not for filling in the outlines of Robin and Strike, fleshing out the conflicts, secrets and anxieties that form their identities, most probably it would be a DNF, sad but true.

Final verdict:

Not the weakest book in the series but also one with a plot seriously lacking tension. And that wedding at the end –  it was mean, clearly added to make readers crave for more. Still meh.

Other books of this author reviewed here:

The Cuckoo’s Calling (Cormoran Strike 01)

The Silkworm (Cormoran Strike 02)

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Movie review: Ready Player One directed by Steven Spielberg

Product info:

Based on Ernest Cline’s sci-fi novel, READY PLAYER ONE takes place in a dismal 2045, where most people live in utter squalor. As technology is booming, they choose to spend most of their time online in a virtual universe called the Oasis. Wade Watts (Tye Sheridan) lives in the “Stacks” of Columbus, Ohio — a tower of mobile homes held on spit and prayer (well, mostly scaffolding but you know what I mean) — and spends every spare moment logged in. Because in Oasis he is a cool, slim superhero with an impressive mane of white-blueish hair and big, anime eyes of a Final Fantasy protagonist. He can change his looks and clothes in a second. He can play with ingenious accessories and weapons. It’s great fun but there is more.

For the past five years, Wade and millions of other dedicated gamers have been hunting obsessively for an elusive Easter egg left hidden in the game’s code by its late creator, James Halliday (Mark Rylance). To find the egg, gamers must find three keys and pass through three gates, where their skills will be tested. The winner will receive the entirety of Halliday’s trillion-dollar fortune, including his controlling share in the Oasis’ parent company.

My impressions:

My first warning: nostalgic 80s fans might want to watch this movie several times and stop it here and there in order to get these blink-and-you’ll-miss-it references; others might find it a strange, even kitchy mix of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Star Wars, Stanley Kubrick’s Shine, Zombie Apocalypse, Final Fantasy, Battle Royal, Godzilla, King-Kong, Christine, Jurassic Park and maybe even Tolkien. And much, much more. In fact it is a simple story about love, friendship and a deadly fight between a corporate Goliath (enter one big, ugly boss dressed up in virtual world as a Superman on steroids who thinks only about money) and a David (a young but experienced player called Percival who would feel at home in any part of Final Fantasy and in Indiana Jones as well). A simple story but also one dressed up like an baroque aristocrat in digital finery. 

The virtual space was one big asset of this one, sleek and stylized to a fault,  a world within a world, full of amazing details, certainly awe-inspiring but never exactly life-like. Well, who needs life, taking into account the fact the reality, as portrayed in the movie, sucked to hell. The elaborate escapist digital world where your own imagination is your only limit was more than understandable. Still, overall, it was a rather hollow kind of fun even though I really loved  more than one sequence, like the one which owes a debt to Christopher Nolan’s Inception. And then there was the Zenneckis Rubik’s cube which could turn back time (yes, Spielberg meant the director of the Back to the Future movies). And then was a very funny and very icky Alien reference.

Final verdict:

Not bad for over two hours of mindless fun but still the movie left some bad taste in my mouth. I wonder why. Perhaps I like my characters better fleshed out. Perhaps I am not exactly young anymore…

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Angeline by Karleen Bradford

Synopsis (from Goodreads):

Stunned by the blistering heat, the noise, the sea of faces crowding in upon her in the teeming Egyptian market, Angeline cannot believe that she is being sold as a slave to one of the great princes in Cairo. Only a short time ago she left her small village in France to follow Stephen, a shepherd boy whose vision led him to mount a children’s Crusade to the Holy Land. But they were decieved by those who offered to help. Now it seems they are doomed to a life of slavery in a foreign land and even Stephen has lost all hope. Somehow, Angeline must find the strength to survive, as well as to help Stephen overcome his despair. But first she must learn to understand and respect the ways of a culture so very different from her own.

My impressions:

The premise of this one made me salivate but soon I found out this book is one big, ugly mess. Not only it can be qualified as pseudo-historical fiction of the worst kind so completely artificial, without any traces of the era, just some dates and info taken straight from Wikipedia I suppose, but also its plot is plain stupid. I don’t want to bore you with descriptions of its many flaws, let me just tell you about a feature I found personally the most galling.

Angeline, our MC,  is a teen sold as a slave in Alexandria, Egypt – that’s how  the ill-fated 1212 Children’s Crusade  ended for her. She is a simple peasant girl, doesn’t know one word in Arabic, and has just survived a very long and perilous journey, including a  tempest.  Plenty of other children, her friends, had died.

So. A man buys her and then she is given as a gift to a favourite concubine of a sheikh. And now comes the ‘stupid’ part. Angeline is not given any training. She is just fed, bathed, dressed in fresh clothes, made presentable and off she goes, to serve her new mistress. The said mistress doesn’t know a word in old French so Angeline doesn’t understand her instructions and the woman doesn’t understand the hapless girl in turn. What a gift! Would you like to have an untrained girl from a strange country who doesn’t know a thing about your style of living, doesn’t speak your language at all, and might be even psychologically unstable?  Who wouldn’t. Add to that the fact that the said concubine lives with a small  daughter and she trusts Angeline to take care of the child as soon as she sees her… well, if you are a mother I am sure you’d never let a stranger near your child, especially a stranger who  can’t communicate and has had some traumatic experiences.

I know, Muslims loved buying children-slaves, mainly because such slaves were more pliable and easier to train than adults. Still the training part was never neglected and for obvious reasons. A good slave had to know the language, at least some basics, so they understood what they were asked to do.  A good slave had to understand his or her role in a given household, the dos and the don’ts. They also had to have some skills. That’s why these kids were taught and presented to their future masters or mistresses only after a time. Quite elementary, dear Watson.

Final verdict:

A DNF, first this year! As you know, I have little mercy for stupidity, no matter whether it is disguised in historical or other apparel so I gave this book a kick after, roughly, the first half.

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